Gaming Web site Kotaku claims that Petraeus “doesn’t do much” in the game, and that his bare-shouldered biographer/mistress Paula Broadwell is nowhere to be seen. Just what we all wanted this holiday season. And, *surprise!*It features our adulterous former C.I.A. Just as we were done asking our millionth question about David Petraeus’s extramarital affair, the good people of Activision have released Call of Duty: Black Ops II, the latest version of their popular first-person shooter game.